I would never make up a parody to the "Itsy Bitsy Spider" that I regularly sing to my son instead of the favorite children's song. It does not go like this:
The itsy bitsy spider is on your Granny's wall,
The spider doesn't know it yet, but he is gonna fall,
'Cause Granny's got the ladder, and she's got a papertowel,
And the itsy bitsy spider is in the potty now!
I did not take an infamous "long arm" photo of Jackson and myself for blogging purposes alone.
I do not have the most beautiful boy in the whole wide world. Oh wait, yes I do!